Dear Déus: Terrible Advice For What Ails You

[Déus]

I have a pet Nexu that needs to be demolarized. What is the safest way to do this?

While Déus does not condone declawing or demolarizing of any beast, the safest way to do this is to take them to your local veterinarian. If this is an emergency -- i.e. you started singing in the shower, causing your Nexu to enrage and are currently cornered in a life threatening situation -- the best you can do is to prevent the Nexu from fully utilizing his or her jaw. For a meager $60B credits, this lovely Nexu Jaw device can be yours!

[Windemere]

Woot! Thanks Deus. I'll go buy a few dozen hypercrates and hock them on GTN for the credits!

[Zyera]

Do you have any advice on speeder repair? I've been working on this scrapper for years and only got the speed inscreased to 110%, but it still smokes! D:

[Déus]

Do you have any advice on speeder repair? I've been working on this scrapper for years and only got the speed inscreased to 110%, but it still smokes! D:

I forwarded your question to my undercover contact at Imperial Intelligence, and he said Fixer 404 was working on it. ...Dang Imps, not sure why their boys get better toys than our guys. D: In the meantime, 'fraid there's not much you can do for the ol' hog. The only comfort I can offer is letting you know that the Koensayr Monocycle is a nice, zero emissions alternative

Sowwie

[Tundrra]

/chuckle

welcome to the team!

[Déus]

/chuckle

welcome to the team!

[Sofija]

Thanks for the advice. I often make peanut butter cookies, but never thought to put chocolate chips in them. I gave her some to try and she loved them. I'll send you some as thanks

BTW, Hail and Welcome I think you'll fit right in

[Déus]

Thanks * NOR/

[Zyera]

I forwarded your question to my undercover contact at Imperial Intelligence, and he said Fixer 404 was working on it. ...Dang Imps, not sure why their boys get better toys than our guys. D: In the meantime, 'fraid there's not much you can do for the ol' hog. The only comfort I can offer is letting you know that the Koensayr Monocycle is a nice, zero emissions alternative

Sowwie

Darn! Ah well, it's fun working on it when waiting for raids to form up!

[Déus]

Anonymous asked:

"Hi Deus, may I poke fun at Walmart under the parody/artistic clause?"

Sorry Anonymous, you may not. However, if you'd like to see a picture of Taylor Swift standing on a horse, (which, is impressive) then the good news is as of this post, you can check it out here.